June 2013
my mom is so old she just told my brother to PAGE OUR FATHER WHO OWNS A FREAKING PAGER ANYMORE
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
the thing
These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO
at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents
until he saw that harry was alive
at which point he shouted
and ran back
across the courtyard
away from his parents
to harry
Uuuughhh fine i’ll ship it
the dad: this bitch did not just-
someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking








