friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
K-State Wildcat, HAIM, GOT, The Mindy Project, Devious Maids, MTV Awkward, Finding Carter
The making of rose water in Iran
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jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie
I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”
This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day
This is beautiful.
My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.
That’s not a yearbook.
That’s a hit list.
kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad
*in the car with my friend who hates one direction and little black dress starts playing*
friend: “hey this is pretty good, who is this?”
Stop sleepin on yourself.
It’s crappy when others undervalue your talents, goals and accomplishments but it’s a crying shame when you underestimate yourself.
i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real
For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.
This is why punctuation was created
My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase