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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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4 days ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 146,112 notes

The making of rose water in Iran

4 days ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 11,000 notes
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Song: white people ordering food at a mexican restaurant
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feralboysxvx:

ritualisticwaltz:

FUCK

JESUS

4 days ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 235,302 notes

killbenedictcumberbatch:

beemovieruinedmylife:

ohm YGOD

jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie

4 days ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 129,144 notes
Why.

Why.

4 days ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 1 note
kurylenkos:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

#this is like a gilded invitation to be punched in the face holy crap

This is beautiful.

kurylenkos:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

This is beautiful.

4 days ago on July 20th, 2014 | J | 77,411 notes

the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

4 days ago on July 20th, 2014 | J | 280,590 notes

letlivevan:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

6 days ago on July 18th, 2014 | J | 482,545 notes
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littlebitofharry:

*in the car with my friend who hates one direction and little black dress starts playing*

friend: “hey this is pretty good, who is this?”

me:

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1 week ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 35,697 notes
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hernameisnora:

Stop sleepin on yourself.

It’s crappy when others undervalue your talents, goals and accomplishments but it’s a crying shame when you underestimate yourself.

1 week ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 742 notes
1 week ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 9,066 notes

doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created

1 week ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 148,944 notes

the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

1 week ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 394,973 notes