K-State Wildcat, HAIM, GOT, The Mindy Project, Devious Maids, MTV Awkward, Finding Carter, Big Brother, Married At First Sight, Mad Men
How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know
a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors
the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
*snorts pollen* i love nature
You know pollen is plant sperm right
when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.
SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST
you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK
mcdonalds just doesnt give a fuck anymore
Square patty, it’s probably Wendy’s.